I went away with my mini group last weekend, and in my haste left a few things behind. One was a bottle of vitamin fortified bubbly water...a big bottle.
When I returned, I noticed not only was it empty, but it was sitting on the ironing board...very close to the iron. " Honey, did you drink the water I had in the sewing room?" " Of course not. That's the water you use for the iron. By the way, be careful. That steam is deadly."